Ladies… Get Revenge!!!

Saw this ad posted on Craigslist and couldn’t resist the urge to share. Excuse the language:

Ladies,

Did your man do you wrong? Did he “let you keep the house” with all his shit in it? Is he “going to pick up his stuff later”? If you are at the point that your man has moved out, nothing is going to change that. He’ll be happy if you ignore him….if you fuck his friends, you’ll be “mommy the whore”……..If you stop him from seeing the kids, he’ll just be able to party more….don’t even think about following him to the club to bust him with his “newer” “younger” “less stretch marky” “willing to do anything” “more ‘understanding’ “smooth legged” “leggy” “doesn’t hate his mother”"perfect smile” having girl. That will just make her want him more, and trust me, you will just solidify every thing he already thinks about you too.

I have a better idea, why don’t you give me or sell me all his shit……….DIRT cheap! Nothing will piss off the man that is “too good” for you more than you telling him that you sold some of his most prized possessions for pennies. Imagine the look on his face when you give me, some crazy guy on Craigslist, the dugout seats you gave him for his birthday. What would he tell his friends if you sold the card table they play on Thursdays, while you’re watching the kids by yourself, for the price of a Twix? Think about it. Revenge is a dish best served with a lasting, stinging memory for all his memories……..These items are priceless to him. But I am sure you can “price” them on what you think they are worth. Tools, fishing equipment, games, tickets, toys, gifts he bought you, gifts you pretended to like, anything that you know he would hate to loose.

Think of it this way, you will not only be helping out a fellow American in a tough economic time, you will be making you self feel better as well.

It’s undeniable: this is a pretty creative way of getting stuff dirt cheap!!! Don’t know if someone will actually respond to this one. What do you think?