If you want your online business to fail, here are the basics. In four easy steps, you will learn how to destroy your business! Yes, it really can be that simple to do! It doesn’t take a genius, either.
If you’re really up to it, here are critical steps to take so that your business won’t succeed:
(1) Make an ugly design!
Designing an ugly website is very important if you want your online business to fail. Design your website in a way that doesn’t make a potential customer feel secure or confident of your services. Make it look like you just created it overnight, with no thought about the way it looks. After all, you “can’t judge something by it’s cover,” right? An ugly web design can make a visitor doubt the quality of your services, and hence, you don’t attract any sales.
(2) Don’t make it easy for visitors to navigate your website!
Try to confuse them, so that they lose themselves on your website. Make it hard to navigate around your site. Challenge their thinking skills and make ‘em run around like crazy on your website, trying to find their way. After all, they should use that brain of theirs, right?
(3) Whatever it takes, don’t promote your website!
Why do a lot of work just to promote your website or business on the internet? Forget it! If clients want your business, they have to find you! They should do the work! Let them feel that they “discovered” you out of the millions and millions of sites on the world wide web!
(5) Charge your clients an arm and a leg for your services!
Why you’re at it, take their whole body! Price your services so high until their wallet screams for mercy. After all, your work is really good… so you need to get your clients for all its worth. Not only that… have you seen the gas prices lately? There you go; you have to make up for that. Remember, have no mercy with your prices. Make it so high until they’re scrambling away to find services elsewhere!
Now, wasn’t that easy? Please remember the four critical steps as outlined above. You will fail in no time, and your competitors will find themselves smiling to the bank.
Cheers!
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