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By: M.d. Shakil Ahmad

M.d. Shakil Ahmad — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 02:39:07 +0000

I am shakil ahmad kusmi C.G.

By: Sanjay Kumar Mishra, Raipur(CG)India.

Sanjay Kumar Mishra, Raipur(CG)India. — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:13:07 +0000

Once our Rector was talking to all teachers about Staff Benevolent Fund. There were some lady teachers were also there. One of the teachers asked, “In case of our need, with whom should we do the intercourse?” The lady teachers didn’t know which way to look!

By: Sanjay Kumar Mishra, Raipur(CG)India.

Sanjay Kumar Mishra, Raipur(CG)India. — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:06:06 +0000

Once a non-native science teacher entered the class and wanted to teach Pollination to school students in an interesting manner. “Have you seen buffaloes?” “Yes Sir!” replied the students in unison. “They are of many colors. Yellow! Blue! Green! They can fly! They have wings! They sit on flower after another and fly around! Have you not seen?” The children looked at one another and cried out, “No Sir!” The teacher realized that something is wrong. He looked at the lesson plan and rectified his mistake. “Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! I was talking about butterflies which help the plants in pollination. The students had the heartiest laugh!

By: Sanjay Kumar Mishra, Raipur(CG)India.

Sanjay Kumar Mishra, Raipur(CG)India. — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 16:08:23 +0000

One day my little brother came to my mom and said,”I’ve a problem.” “What’s the problem son?”my mother asked, concerned. My brother said,”The hot milk that I drank is cooking the eggplant!”

By: Regina Mateyunas

Regina Mateyunas — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 00:39:43 +0000

Humorous true story….
Ed and I had an awesome Sunday afternoon floating around Matanzas Inlet on a way-too-small-for-two raft. It was balmy,

idyllic and peaceful with frolicking dolphins, gliding pelicans, and patient fishermen – almost perfect in every way. We had

drifted out past the sandbar and were being pulled by a gentle current safely away from the inlet, but a good distance out

and far from our blanket and dependable Army Green $59 ‘instant set-up’ canopy from Home Depot! Thank goodness for

that canopy because it made such a perfect landmark and we periodically admired it as we drifted away! Eventually, when

we finally decided to head back, Ed noticed way off on the distant shore our lovely little canopy was dancing along the sand

and then flipping over into the water! It was floating away upside down like some strange water craft with its four legs up in

the air! Immediately our leisure doggy paddle turned into a splashing panic as we frantically tried to get to shore! You know

the feeling when your beach umbrella suddenly uproots and flies away, or worse, collides into some unsuspecting

sunbathers…Well this thing is about the size of four umbrellas and stronger, and it’s certainly not supposed to fly away in

the wind! Feeling helpless, and hoping it wouldn’t float out to sea, we watched in relief as some helpful soul caught up to it

and was wrestling it back to the sand! Thank you Lord for Good Samaritans! After thanking her (yes, it was a woman!) for

the rescue, Ed and I tried to enjoy the beautiful sunset as we dismantled our rebellious canopy. The durable powder coated

steel legs were all mangled, and had to be broken off since they no longer telescoped back like they did during the

‘easy-set-up’! The first leg came off after only about 15 minutes of pulling and twisting, and then in the glow of the fading

sunlight, Ed enthusiastically used it as a hammer to hack off the other three!! Collapsing the framework when the legs are

mangled is not mentioned anywhere in the directions, and so if anyone does purchase one of these things, make sure you bring a hack

saw, screw drivers and maybe a hammer and flashlight along to the beach with you, just in case….

By: Martina

Martina — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 21:09:24 +0000

Well Ms Jasmine, your jokes on Indians and Philippines stand in bad taste.

By: Martina

Martina — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 21:08:52 +0000

Well Ms Jasmine, our jokes on Indians and Philippines stand in bad taste.

By: jasmin vaiciulis

jasmin vaiciulis — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:05:17 +0000

in the philippines ita a tradition that if you are a man and like a woman you have to go visit her at their house at night time and ask her parents permission before she become your fiance.so here a story:
pedro:good evening sir, mam im here to ask your permission to visit maria?
parents: good evening to you too pedro, you are a good guy so you have our permission!
then they called maria and she came out.
maria: good evening pedro come in and have a sit.
while her parents is in the kitchen.
so after and hour pedro is leaving;
pedro: thank you sir mam
parents: you are welcome pedro good night and lord be with you>
all of the sudden pedro stumble down the stairs,embarass and said.
pedro: well thank you sir, mam for giving me an escort but can you please tell lord not to push me again!

By: jasmin vaiciulis

jasmin vaiciulis — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:57:52 +0000

one day we ask my 3 1/2 year old son if what is he going to do after his kinder garden graduation,and he reply seriously while he is trying to fix his toy car and he said ” well im gonna get a good job then get married and have a lot of kids!”

By: jasmin vaiciulis

jasmin vaiciulis — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:53:30 +0000

this is just for quick laugh, there is a competition if who got the strongest nose for bad odor.
announcer: our 1st contestand is from japan!
the crowd is screaming and cant wait so japan came out and went to the goat coral which it has a 100 of male goats and they didnt clean it for a month.so he went in then came out after 5 minutes, and the crowd is clapping their hands and empress.so the announcer called the next contestant.
announcer: our next is from australia!
he went in and then came out after 10 minutes and the crowd is so empress, the announcer called the 3rd contestant, from america, so he went in and came out after 15 minutes and every one is so impress and they cant belive it, but the announcer said wait, there is one more contestant, and he is from india! so he went in and after 1 minute all the goats coming out in a hurry dizzy, and some of them past out!